The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.
Robert Benchley
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
Dave Barry
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A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.
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The more I see of the depressing stature of people, the more I admire my dogs.
Alphonse de Lamartine
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If your dog thinks you're the greatest person in the world, don't seek a second opinion.
Jim Fiebig
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Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog's blanket for him, or bring him his supper when he comes home man-tired at night.
Corey Ford
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Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
Corey Ford
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Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.
Virginia Graham
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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard
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Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.
Cynthia Heimel
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
Gene Hill
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley
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With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.
Edward Jesse
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